Since putting on the Golden Dachshund hat, my dog and I have been drowning in attention. I don’t know what kind of magic Snag Collective stitched into this thing, but we can’t go for a walk without getting stopped.
People want to pet the dog, compliment the hat, and ask us where we got our style. I swear my dachshund struts harder now. He knows. We both know. We’re pulling more bitches than a fire hydrant at a dog park.
10/10. Stylish. Powerful. Dangerous.